michael monastra

Like God is God son is God Alpha Omega

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael

by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019

double monastery

An Eiffel Tower with two bald men

Check out those two guys pulling a double monastery with that girl on the corner.

by usedsocks June 28, 2019

Abi Monasebian

Stressed and depressed

Hey guess what Abi Monasebian is depressed and sad yes ik

by Katiebelllll January 8, 2020

Beli Manastir

Beli Manastir is the worst possible place on earth. It's full of Gypsies and crackheads.

Person 1: I think I'll go to high school in Beli Manastir.
Person 2: bro? Seriously? You know that's wack. If you don't want to get robbed go to Osijek.

by Bastronist November 21, 2021

Pornstar Moans

When a freak has no shame in being loud while having sex in a semi-public/public location.

“Jesus man do you hear those Pornstar Moans?”
“Yeah you just have to ignore it.”

by LordChi July 7, 2023

The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025

Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow

good 2 grow moana

by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023