mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

by katie cat :) January 15, 2009

Tucker Death Mix

A drink created by Tucker Max in his story "The UT Weekend". It is made by combining:
-750mL Everclear
-32oz Gatorade
-2 cans Red Bull

I begin sucking back the Everclear/Gatorade/Red Bull mixture, which I will hereafter refer to as "Tucker Death Mix."

by JollyDarkness October 13, 2009

ghetto trail mix

any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.

Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.

by Mr. Attack August 11, 2006

Trail Mix Crunch

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

stay outta the mix

Means to stay outta the buisness den to not get yo ass wooped

Ayee stay outta the mix nigga

by Savage xx February 11, 2018

Mexican Death Mix

A drink combination that includes the mixing Tequila, Margarita Mix, and Redbull. The ratio is up to the mixer however the most effective was 10 shots of Tequila, 1 cup of Margarita Mix, and 27 oz. of Redbull.

Steve: Hey man what are you drinking?
Goose: Mexican Death Mix
Steve: Oh damn I heard that shit makes you go crazy
Goose: Indeed grab me my sombrero

by DaGooseMan12 September 22, 2011

Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time

My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018