friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"
by poop man man poop December 31, 2020
Get the minecraft shadersmug. Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
Get the Minecraft Girlfriendmug. An absolute madlad on twitter who thinks that urban dictionary only has nice things to say about your name
Gay
Gay
by PewdsDogSven October 5, 2019
Get the minecraft bookshelfmug. by sussyboy666 August 3, 2021
Get the Minecraft 2mug. A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.
by Userious? October 11, 2021
Get the Minecraft Hardcoremug. Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.
by DefaultAsAwesome October 23, 2012
Get the Call of Minecraftmug. formerly "pocket edition" this edition is available between console, mobile, and windows 10. It's also where the majority of Minecraft players play on. It's also named the Microsoft version of Minecraft. Unlike java, this version uses a Microsoft account rather than a mojang account
Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.
Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"
Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.
The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,
- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage
- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health
- skeletons do not move when attacking you
(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)
Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.
Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"
Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.
The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,
- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage
- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health
- skeletons do not move when attacking you
(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)
Guy 1: ey man, what edition of Minecraft do you play?
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition
Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition
Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids
by Sebastian294 February 12, 2021
Get the Minecraft bedrockmug.