mind penis

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.

That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.

by Olibaba March 26, 2009

In your mind

To be in your mind means to be smart, and sane at the same time

Thing: *exists *
1: "I made this. "
2: "Wow! You're really in your mind! "

by A man bun April 25, 2018

mind fuck

something that you cant wrap you brain around. leaves you paralized

the movie a clockwork orange was a total mind fuck

by beautifulxdisaster January 30, 2006

Mind Candy

Mind candy is a street name for Concerta and ritalin (Methylphenidate) , and sometimes the word is used for Adderall

Steve: Dude I Got so fucked up on mind candy i started watchng dora the explorer then started painting my house at 3:00 in the morning

by Crackaholic October 04, 2008

mind-fuck

to manipulate someone to think and act as one wishes, to brainwash

She sounded like she was trying to mind-fuck you.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2009

Mind Yelling

Mind Yelling is a term from when ones own mind is utterly consumed with thoughts of another (or a pressing matter), that is not public knowledge or could be something you don’t even wish to divulge to your nearest and dearest so you’re constantly going over the issue in your own mind, over and over, even shouting sometimes…. “mind yelling."

Imagine a tiny you with hundreds of thoughts and feelings flying over your head like colourful strobes. You are unable to jump high enough to reach just one so they continue to whiz over you at a million miles an hour… Mind yelling is the term I use to describe this process.

by Alabama&Fox January 20, 2009

mind burn

A mind burn is when you say somthing so disturbing the mind of the person you told it to actually starts to burn. After the the mind has been burned the burner must tell the burnnie "MIND BURN!"

Burner: "Your mom naked in a bath tub filled with chicken grease making love to the fat kid from the numa numa video."

Burrnie: "Ahhh! Mommie!"

Burner: "MIND BURN"

by PhoenixDwn August 12, 2009