midnight red

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your Period.
When you get your period in the middle of the night.

"I couldn't sleep"
"Why?"
"I had a midnight Red"

by InhaledLarry November 27, 2013

midnight miner

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

midnight shadow

good looking black guy that hasnt shaved in a couple of days because he is lazy.

god look at that midnight shadow where is his cape he is like a god damn superhero.

by dannydarvocet69butthump October 16, 2008

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

Midnight Insanity

That time of night when you should get off of the internet and turn off your cell phone because you lose all sense of right and wrong but you choose not to, and the next day you realize you gave away your darkest secret through facebook or sent it to your entire contact list in a text message.

Friend: whats up with your status telling everyone your Bi?

You: I'm sorry I was suffering from Midnight Insanity

by nickman859 June 6, 2010

midnight specialists

Someone who has perfected the art of one night stands.

I wounder if the midnight specialists will call me?

by Guy your mother warn you about December 13, 2010

Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011