Micromanage

Paying attention to things that don't really matter, to manage or control with excessive attention to minor details.

Max: I gave my boss the billing report but all he cared about was that i did it in the wrong font.
Sam: Wow, he needs to learn how to not micromanage

by Max Burch August 4, 2008

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

by Sieffy March 21, 2017

microsoft

Noun. A small, flaccid penis.

Suzy was disappointed to see John had a microsoft.

by Lord_G September 27, 2017

Microsoft Wordjacked

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

by arrggggg May 15, 2009

Microwave a banana

Microwave a banana(v.) = time travel

I microwave a banana everyday.

by Sans the epic gamer October 28, 2018

microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.

He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

micromigraine

A very slight, almost imperceptible migraine.

She teetered on the edge of a micromigraine just thinking about anything that is job-related.8

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019