masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

matrical

To be able to move like the matrix.

I ran so fast, it was matrical.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

A Magical Preference

A magical preference entails a man of any race who one day just wakes up and "magically," doesn't like black women.

The man with the magical preference has a preference for any and every woman on the planet, as long as she's not a black female. Even if the man sees an attractive black woman, he will "magically" prefer a less attractive woman of another race.
Sometimes, the man with the "magical preference," is so brainwashed by anti-black woman racism that he truly believes his preference is perfectly natural.

I was looking at Walter's dating profile and it says he prefers latina, indian, white, middle eastern, asian,native american, mixed and every race, except for black women, I guess he's got a magical preference.

by Juneteenth88 March 20, 2011

masicate

to chew something. eat.mashinhg action of the jaw!

masticate with your mouth closed!
your face has just got mighty masticated by that rail.

by alaura May 13, 2005

Masticator

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011

Matics

An uneducated person who makes perverted YouTube videos about fucking under age girls.
Sometimes referd to as spastics

Yo, Suleman did a Matics last night on Humza’s younger sister. We need too call the police before his tries anything else

by Krysiz123 January 28, 2018

matiya

guy with a big fat brown penis

Omfg your matiya was great tonight

by tyhg September 1, 2014