macipulate

The act of leaving one's chill out spot and going home.

Abandon I can't stay here any longer ,I will macipulate now.

by Floyd876 August 13, 2017

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

maci day

A kickass girl that is popular and never fails to piss someone off the can do both be a pretty girl and get messy

Maci day is great

by Haddie jones October 28, 2017

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

maccison

Is a person or species that always has something to say if she doesn’t then she makes things up but her mouth never shut up . Macison’s are also are very wierd creatures they seem to get attach to you once they meet you and it’s impossible to make them skrt skrt away from you because they can’t let you go. Macison’s also think there better than you and think they are good at roasting people but they’re not ! You have to lie to them and say they’re goood or else — you wouldn’t want to know they’ll go nuts oh they also can’t stand fortnite bc they think fortnite are better than them and that they don’t have enough attention... umm obviously tf fortnite is life but overall macison’s are good people and supportive and caring people or creatures or aliens idk - oh and btw they’re real name is Madison but macison sounds way better (:

Me: “Broo I have a Maccison that keeps annoying me and won’t let me play my fortnite”
Other person : “ oh nah reallly ? Me too I have a macison that thinks it’s cute to roast me “

by Daddygeoo March 18, 2018

macit

A real nigga

Is he scared
nah he is a macit

by mikaelassa March 25, 2018

Maccident

Macking on somebody by accident, just because one is just naturally so charming

I was at bro bro's house and I made his girl friend laugh so hard she squirt herself, I was just being funny I didnt mean to mack on her, it was a maccident

by NateMasternatethingydingy October 21, 2018