major guams

when your flexin and your stylish

look at this boy flexin major guams

by jbrkfbn October 27, 2017

harry major

A sexy beast with an unreal penis size

Hey isn't that harry major with the 50 incher

by blazersm3 May 1, 2019

buzzkill major

a term used when something is a extreme, serious bust or let down.

Jessy: "Crap! I just remembered that I have a project due tomorow!"

Kassy: Dude, Buzzkill major.

by ava555 June 20, 2011

major tuna

A fine ass girl. That you would pipe in an instant

(Girl walks by) major tuna alert

by D1myke March 23, 2017

major key

Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.

Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.

by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016

Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

Major Cloog

Major Cloog was a YouTube Animator that drew Furry Gore and shitposting in general. His popular videos are : 'Pokemon fans when..' , ' Why i hate furries UPDATED! ' , ' Discord's new Logo ' and ' I'am Back lol. '

Allegations (Scary) : Major Cloog was exposed for drawing nude drawings of a Minor's fursona and Having a 'ERP' with SophTheNeko and Speedyhalle. After everything came out, Major Cloog went silent and not making a video for over 6 Months. His Activity also went radio silent in his Discord server (Cloog Inc.)

" So this is where Major Cloog lives.. "

by Aggretin April 26, 2024