Mushroom black 

The act of defying physics, by blackening a blue ballers eye with the head of the penis.

She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.

Mushroom black by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

Mushroom Black 

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

Mushroom Black by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

Mushroom Lover 

Someone who plays way too much Super Mario

Dude, your a Mushroom Lover

Mushroom Lover by Gamer47 June 18, 2022

mushroom management 

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

mushroom management by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022

Mushroom Headed 

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

Mushroom Headed by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022

Mushroom Dick 

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

Mushroom Dick by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

mushroom growth by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023