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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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muddy o-0-o-0-o

when a loner uses mudd or clay or playdoe to form a penis and fill it with ice tea to drink out of and the stuff that cums out is called the muddy ooooo
demi was drinking alot of muddy ooooo last night
by demi February 16, 2004
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Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.
by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017
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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
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Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
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muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
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The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
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