The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.
When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"
Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
by StupidPeanut May 27, 2010
A malady in which one involuntarily remembers images and snippets of conversation from the previous night's activities.
ie, The egg slipped off his fork, as he remembered how the tall girl had rolled her eyes at him outside the bar the night before. In addition to a throbbing headache, John had woken up with a vicious case of the morning birds.
by Chrissisyphus December 27, 2008
After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009
(Waking up with her climbing on top of you): "some sweet morning dew that needs to be taken care of, I see."
by ElSenorDuke August 30, 2014
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
by Tristana December 12, 2012
Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.
by K & K October 17, 2004
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
by Twunce March 15, 2010