Lonely Lobster

A person(most commonly female)who engages in meaningless conversations with the nearest person to her, she will not really notice if you dont answer and will threaten to beat you if you call her mother and old man. But the problem is fixed if you tell her she is pretty and has nice breasts. A lonely lobster will follow you around and stare at you untill u make it certain to her that her presence is not enjoyable. She will give u bitch face and then walk away. This will take several tries for the Lonely Lobster to end this following trend.

Person1: "I love you"
Person2: "I love you too"
*kisses*
Lonely Lobster: "Aww how cute, do u wanna go get some breakfast with me??"
Person1: "Do i know you?"
LL: "Oh hi im Emilee!!!"
Person1: "ok"
Person2: "yeah can u go away now"
LL: *bitchface* "Fine i guess i wont be friends with you"

by [PissMagic420] July 7, 2008

Red Lobster

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

by tewkewl March 3, 2011

dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

by Jason November 18, 2003

Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

by bbf August 1, 2007

Red Lobster

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.

by Liz86 November 2, 2010

rock lobster

1) the male equivalent of a camel toe. Usually achieved by wearing extremely tight pants or shorts to accentuate a clear silhouette of one's member.

Also known as "rocking the lobster"

Tommy put on his hot pants and checked the mirror to make sure that his rock lobster would be clearly visible by his fans in the front row.

by lobster girl January 14, 2008

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009