abe lincoln

When you donkey punch a girl and knock her out and you jiz all over her face, cut her pubes, and paste them on her face..and lastly..you shit on her head.

i gave that girl an abe lincoln last night.

by guloof December 11, 2003

baberaham lincoln

When you bust on a girls chin and then toss hair on there to give a beard. A Abraham Lincoln beard as you may.

I baberaham lincolned that girl the other day.

by jshady June 22, 2005

Abraham Lincoln

A very tall, skinny person.

"Haha! David just hit his head on the ceiling fan!"
"Yeah, he's a real Abraham Lincoln."

by Jatopian September 29, 2005

Lincoln Park Royalty

"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.

"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

Abe Lincoln

An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!

by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012

The Rapiest in Lincoln Park

The man who is climbing through yo windows.
He also snatches yo people up.

Mark: You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband because the The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is rapeing everybody out there.

Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.

by EpicLady February 22, 2011

Lincoln Avenue Special

A plate with a pile of shit on it. The name is derived from the low quality strip of restaurants on Lincoln Ave. in Oklahoma City.

I stopped by Grandy's today to get the pot roast platter. It wasn't until I was already home that I realized they'd slipped me a Lincoln Avenue Special.

by Shakebaker April 29, 2010