landing planes

to take a nap

Guy 1: Hey, stop sleeping!
Guy 2: I'm not sleeping, I'm landing planes.

by funnay is not funnay May 20, 2011

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

leaning peacock

When your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. Your partner then places their hand above their arse crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peacock. The man then proceeds to anally penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.

Woman 1 - " I was feeling adventurous, so I asked him if we could try the leaning peacock. It was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at "

Woman 2 - " Sounds like you had a blast love "

by 10 Inch Finch January 4, 2014

landing run

Forgetting to bring a towel to the bathroom and then having to turn into a ninja to go and retrieve one from the room in which you store your towels

If your smart you don't do the landing run....

by AmazeeHD May 10, 2016

leaning on his lore

Expecting and relying on others to know your reputation.

The new CEO did not bother to build repoire with the top executives or staff. Leaning on his lore, he instantly expected their admiration.

by BabyCakes33 April 25, 2017

Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018

Leonding

The greatest empire in the world. It's so huge you won't belive it. It has about three Billion habitants and is about 100000000000 square Kilometers big. The King Of Leonding is named Supremeleader Lorenz, The most handsome and generous man in The World. The second supremeleader is named Jakob.

The weather is cold and Dark, That is why Bad weather is always refeered to as Leonding Weather.

The supremeleaders house is in Gaumberg, a big Mansion with Gold.

It's Leonding weather today.
Leonding is Better than the US.

by Leonding April 25, 2018