When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 23, 2007
The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening
I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!
by Stevielad October 15, 2007
o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation
on u babe
on u babe
by Musicgod14 February 09, 2014
The act of riding around on a golf cart naked at night ...air drying from a shower. then slowly riding over frogs listening to them pop
by Gertrude Frank the 5th February 10, 2011
During anal sex, right before you spill your man juice. You quickly pull out, with some poop still on your cock and slam it in her vagina and get off.
"I tried the Ol' Late Night Brownie Baker on my girlfriend last night."
"Oh yea, how'd that go?"
"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."
"Oh yea, how'd that go?"
"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."
by Raspberry Babingka October 21, 2011
Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
by DrunkyMonkey November 07, 2014
the sick 6 second .avi that Colby made using nothing but Fraps and Yuyu Hakusho.
What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:
"sorry to inform you so late"
and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.
What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:
"sorry to inform you so late"
and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.
"Wow, David, sorry to inform you so late but men CAN lactate"
"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"
"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"
by colby sandler October 05, 2006