National sit on lap day

On March 10th u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Then: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 10, 2022

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024

Lapping

When a dog repeatedly licks or licks at an object.

Dusty was just lapping at the water

by The dog down the street July 9, 2025

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.

The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.

by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022