shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Lamp

It means Laughing At My Problems.

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.

by notyourtherapist November 16, 2020

Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.

Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems

by Bees cream November 19, 2020

Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

Liking a genie lamp

When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”

Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.

by ElsalovesScott October 22, 2018