llama drama

Pre-bedtime drama carried out by a toddler or preschooler who is seeking any and all excuses to stay awake. Inspired by the children's bedtime story "Llama Llama Red Pajama".

I can't watch American Idol right now - Madison won't go to sleep. It's llama drama time.

by aspeth_ January 28, 2012

hip-hop-a-llama

A small stuffed hippo in the window of steves car.

Allen was raping the hip-hop-a-llama

by Tiffa October 10, 2003

Baby mama drama llama

When a pregnant irie women gets all twisted in yo grill and spits her unborn fetuses amniotic fluid in your face.

I was walking out of my cosmetology class and a pregnant burnt chick gave me a face full of baby mama drama llama.

by glock ten June 23, 2009

chicken-llama-pig

A Chicken-Llama-Pig is an fictional animal with a chicken's head, a llama's body and a pigs tail and feet. It is also a name you can call a very strange person.

Weird Girl: Hey! Look! A Chicken-Llama-Pig!
Guy: There isn't even one there you freak!
Weird Girl: I know I'm just a weird girl.
Guy: You are a chicken-llama-pig

by llamas in hats June 22, 2009

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

llamaness

Another word for "being a llama" or "like a llama". See spin's voice for more detail.

His llamaness gave me a heart attack

by orf October 27, 2002

llama fool

the lowest of the lows

that nasty girl is a llama fool!

by Ernie MacMillian May 13, 2005