lemon face

Term used to describe a middle-aged single woman, usually employed in a dead-end civil servant job. The lemon face has horrible people skills, is angry at the world, and with her life. She is the one who sits in her cubicle with a perpetual sour-puss look on her face. Lemon faces are typically employed by their respective civil service to be customer service reps.

I waited for 2 hours to renew my drivers licence but when I finally reached the counter, the lemon faced customer service rep told me I didn't have the right documents. Then she said "sucks to be you"

by Wordy McWorderson August 12, 2011

Lemon Custard

a code word among males to refer to shaved pussy. It is used in situations when other words might not be socially acceptable. Adjectives can be used accordingly.

"That old wrinkly bitch has a dry lemon custard!"
"Wow, that Kim Kardashian sure has a tasty lemon custard!"
"I hope his mom is gonna be there, because I love her sweet lemon custard."

by RuoJie June 22, 2008

Lemon Oreo

when a white person is sitting in between two asians, it is a lemon oreo

You look like a lemon oreo

by lizzysparkles1996 May 21, 2011

lemon creamer

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.

"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"

by El Smockito March 30, 2009

lemon turd

a more imaginative way of saying lemon curd.

"Pass the lemon turd."

by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008

Lemon Tree

Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.

In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.

Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.

The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.

(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"

(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."

(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."

by Six Demon Bag January 2, 2011

lemon party

1. A nice little orgy involving three older, overweight men with flacid penises.
2. The most pleasureable thing you will ever see!
3.www.lemonparty.org

"Damn, did you catch the lemon party last night?!

"Damn, the second I looked at that lemon party i got a tingley feeling inside"

"Check out lemonparty.org"

by David S. January 28, 2005