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Karen

Karen is the old hag that tries to get you fired, or is an entitled parent, but gets up either going home with a L, or gets arrested herself.
"Wow she's such a karen."
by robot dictionary 9000 July 22, 2019
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Karen

A thot you are currently divorced with who took the kids.
Person 1: How's your divorce going?
Person 2: Not so great, my wife is an absolute Karen
Person 1: Damn, that thot took the kids?
Person 2: Yeah,
by Perplqxedd February 5, 2019
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Karen

by Mittso November 7, 2021
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Karen

Like people say, Karen will take your kids and most definitely speak to your manager. While that Is true - I have another thing to add. Not only will Karen take your kids, she'll keep your birthday gifts too. I know from experience. She took my gifts..-

People also say that Karen may look like a mid age white woman with blond hair cut in a bob who drives a Volvo. Mostly true. My Karen is olive skinned, brunette in a bob and she does in fact drive a Volvo. She also drives a mini cooper. She has 2 adopted kids because she had an abortion years ago and now she can never get pregnant. Thank you Jesus.
Person 1: "I can't believe my aunt kept my birthday gifts from me!"
Person 2: "she kept your gifts from you?! What a Karen!"
by Karen-took-my-gifts July 13, 2019
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Karen

If your name is Karen you act nice at first but then you turn into a total bitch and no Karen you can't speak to my fucking manager also respect the drip you old hag.
Person 1: "Ugh this girl wants to speak to the manager "

Person 2: "Ugh she's obviously a Karen."
by EggieAfton May 17, 2020
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Karen

Mother of 2 , blonde hair , short hair , hard working , can be funny
Karen is a name
by Tristanwatermelonfndjso August 12, 2019
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Karen

A group of persons (typically women) who feel The Aldi Finds should be distributed before the recommended dates. This way they get the deals before rule abiding shoppers can get them. (Over privileged Group).
That Karen thinks she’s the bees knees and should be able to bogart all the Aldi finds.
by BigRowdy49 June 16, 2020
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