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KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin
. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt
by Sn831 June 2, 2025
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kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
by Chezzelly August 22, 2017
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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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Kurt Cobain

also known as Kurdt Kobain, Curtis Cobain, Curt Cobain, and Mr. poupon; Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician who wrote amazing songs like “Sappy”, “Polly”, and “Something In The Way” and inspired many musicians. Though he died in 1994 because of unknown reasons (COURTNEY LOVE), his music and legacy will live on forever.
Kurt Cobain is sick, bruh.
by MemeSenYT July 11, 2019
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Kurt

A squeamish little bitch who enjoys too much video games and not enough outdoors. He aspires to do something with his life one day but we all know it will never happen.
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The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.
by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024
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Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers
IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain
by Wash ur eyes June 27, 2024
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