Keyboard

Perfect for smashing. They come in different layouts like qwerty, azerty, and dvorak.

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Person 2: keyboard smash

by Uraniumz 235z October 21, 2025

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019

Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online

Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.

by Craigdildo October 7, 2025

Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"

Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me

by Duffley58 November 16, 2015

Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

by quitterwin September 19, 2012

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017