AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 16, 2023
A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023
The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich March 05, 2012
When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.
Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
by shreky daddy August 19, 2018
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