Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx

You: "I'm so bored! Time to look up some keyboard combinations."

by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025

Keyboard Battalion

A person or a group of teenage military larpers, mainly russian/ ukrainian supporters, who go on online posts about a conflict (mainly ukraine war) and spams a bunch of shit stating they support _____ from _____ and proceed to turn into panty shitters if anybody disagrees or call them out

Youtube Video
Ukrainian GoPro footage captures moment when Russian blah blah blah blah blah blah

1. GLORY TO RUSSIA FROM UKRAINE 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
2. Jesus fucking christ here comes the Keyboard Battalion

by pantysooker March 12, 2023

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

Keyboard warrior

Someone who chats shit behind a screen but is a pussy in real life.

The word keyboard warrior means: Yusuf neki tHoUgHt iT WaS AnOnYmOuS and said insulting things

by Toxicneki November 23, 2020

ducky keyboard

An absolute flex of a keyboard; it is a fact that 34.1% of all PC gamers have ducky keyboard because it clicks cool.

PC gamer: check out the clicking sound of my $100 HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard!
Me: Wow. That’s a cool HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard.

by UrmomDictionary December 6, 2020