july 9

national reverse cowgirl day;)

danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))

by ReVvErSeCoWgIiRl October 16, 2019

july 1

seduce your teacher, loved ones, or a stranger

July 1st: get the peen or coochie from a teacher, loved one or stranger

by daddymaster420 October 16, 2019

July 22

National Little Sister day!

If you have a little sister, show her some Love!

Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!

Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!

by The Guardian Angel October 16, 2019

July 30

The day the serpents of the Devil were brought to earth.

“You were born on July 30 ? “
“yup,what’s up?”
“your the crackhead serpent of the Devil”

by crackheadcrackdad October 17, 2019

No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge

guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year

by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021

july 31st

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone

july 31st is a great national holiday

by picobokuno March 05, 2020

July 25

July 25 is international Sneak-Into-Your-Best-Friends-House-And-Raid-They’re-Pantry-Day.

Suzie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Judy: You didn’t know? July 25 is International Sneak-Into-Your-Best-Friends-House-And-Raid-They’re-Pantry-Day.

by Mitsuri Kanroji July 25, 2021