jones soda

an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.

stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!

by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008

lazarus jones

Best game character ever. From the game Ghosthunter.

Lazarus has nice hair @_@

by adam lover March 28, 2005

Eric Jones

Plays drums for The Downtown Fiction, he tends to be forgotten, but do not overlook this talented, sexy beast named Eric Jones.

I only like The Downtown Fiction because Eric Jones has some cool ass glasses!

by thecoolestpeoplealive August 16, 2011

Joner

Joe Jonas's boner!!!!!

HOT DAMN look at that joner!

by chickenpubes May 3, 2008

jesus joggers

sandals, usualy flip flops.

ur rockin the jesus joggers?

by Bigj February 23, 2005

Joner

A VERY happy Jonas. Joe loves to sing... a lot.

Is that a banana in you're pocket or do you have a Joner?

by jhwvfujsefguif October 14, 2008

Jones

1 (Proper) A common surname in English-speaking countries such as The U.S., The U.K., and Canada, the fourth-most common in the United States, according to the U.S. Census.
2 (n.) A slang term for heroin.
3 (n.) An addiction to heroin.
4 (n.) An extreme desire for something such as a drug, a food, etc. which could be considered on par with the desire associated with that of of a heroin addict.
5 (v.) To long for or desire something in such a way.

1. Indiana Jones can make even that lame-ass fedora look cool.
2. My brother just got shot in a drive-by, trying to score some jones off his dealer.
3. Tom has taken up clawing at his flesh as a counter-measure to deal with his jones.
4. I woke my girlfriend up and made her drive me all the way to Wal-mart when I started jonesing for some Cherry Coke.

by Tenkin August 29, 2005