The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
Get the Vinnie Jonesmug. A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
by ... April 2, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. by Salty Sis October 29, 2019
Get the isabella jonesmug. Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
Get the Jones lagmug. A black person who likes to brag about having a 7 inch reproductive organ. He has crackhead friends and one white tweaker one he also comes from a ghetto neighborhood but moved to the suburbs. He is handsome as fuck and when he braids his hair in a bit it only makes girls want him even more
by JeezyNeedy05 June 21, 2018
Get the Jai Jonesmug. When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
Get the The Act of Jonesmug.