A Unique person. A one of a kind. Well mannered and very loyal. Very possessive and a deep thinker. Will succeed at everything he tries. A perfectionist to the end.
by Monason November 22, 2011

Johnny Carrol dragged his knuckles into my house and stole all my fried chicken and watermelon and washed it down with grape soda.
by johnnyc69420 October 19, 2015

by katsukid October 26, 2019

by Big brother John February 1, 2019

by Stiffo900 April 28, 2016

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.
"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".
by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018
