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kai jesse

Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing
person 1: you look like kai Jesse

Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt
by Christa Ronaldo November 2, 2022
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Jesse Squared

Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!
Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.
by Jesse Squared Forever! May 13, 2019
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jesse moulsdale

Jesse Mousdale is one of the local Collie coal miners out in WA. Jesse’s favourite activites include mining coal all day, making some og disstracks on the austro boys and his most favourite thing to do is touch his sister and his uncle called cletus. Jesse is known for being a retarded sister fucker.
Brayden *Omg lchap did you know Jesse moulsdale is coming to This school*?!

lchap *no way what the hell i thought he was a collie inbred coal miner*!! jesse moulsdale
by Perth_Meth_Junkie December 5, 2018
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Jesse Martin

Jesse Martin rizz god part-time producer, top g sexy best
by kissing you dad May 10, 2023
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ella and jess

Will light up your existence and turn your sad miserable life around. Their energy is unmatched merely being in their presence is incredible. They are the most iconic duo of all time .
person 1;"hey why are you so happy?"

Person 2: "just got my daily dose of serotonin"

person 1: "wow you saw ella and jess"

person 2: Yeh I have a permanent smile now!
by Abraham Ghandi March 1, 2022
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Jess Schnapp

Jess is a person who wants to go out with Noah but it will never happen
Jess is so stupid to think that she is gonna go out with Noah and become Jess Schnapp
by jesssssss schnappppp January 12, 2019
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Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers
Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!
by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019
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