Jerrys

Snowboarding lingo for a goofy skier who can't seem how to figure out how to get off a ski lift, stands at the bottom of jumps, and yells at people for going to fast when they clearly don't even know what they're doing. Jerrys are often found sporting dorky attire such as a neon ski suit. They are often found with a day pass and pretend its not their first time ever skiing. They are often tourists from somewhere warm and have never seen snow before. They can often be found on their way to a resort stranded on the side of a mountain road because they completely ignore the "snow chains or four wheel drive required" signs posted along the side of the road. Jerrys are often responsible for most ski and snowboarding wipeouts. Jerrys can include unexperienced snowboarders as well. You will often find these Jerrys walking down the mountain holding their board (without a leash) and further down the mountain you will find them chasing their board because they dropped it. Its okay to be a Jerry as long as you stay on the bunny hill. If you or someone you love is a Jerry, there is still hope. Jerrys may become mediocre average skiers or snowboarders with a little hard work and practice. All you have to do to escape being a Jerry is to believe in yourself... and stay on the bunny hill until you know what the hell you're doing.

Why did the lift stop? Oh some jerrys are struggling to get off the lift.

Did you go up the mountain today? No its completely flooded with Jerrys.

Get out of my way you Jerry!!!
Check out those Jerrys, they totally have never seen snow before!

Dude what happened to your leg? Some Jerry was standing at the bottom of the kicker... no further explanation necessary bro.

Jerrys belong on the bunny hill.

by Lafonda Lola Larkin January 3, 2017

Nicholas Jerry Jonas

extreamly, amazingly hot!! makes u want to rip your clothes off.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.

fan 1-" OMj did u hear Nicholas Jerry Jonas wears a Purity ring?"
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."

by Yeshey Choden January 28, 2009

Jerry

The ultimate self admitted pervert.

"You are such a Jerry"
"Why do you have to be all Jerry"
"Man, that's almost Illegal, you Jerry"

by cwizzerd March 17, 2010

Jerrys Kids

Jerrys Kids is a derogatory reference to the the socialy retarded, mentaly challenged, inbred looking, trailer park hilbillys that appear on the Jerry Springeror individuals of simular appearance show. taken from the Jerry Lewis chairitable telethon.

If a couple of gets divorced in Arkansas are they still brothe and sister? i dont know that would be a question for Jerrys Kids

by Crankyfranky and the Evil Genius April 29, 2007

jerroddragon

an extremely humble and sophisticated dragon-like being containing the uncanny power to show nigger dach. his biggest weakness is that he has not mastered the art of grammar. no one has been able to kill the jerroddragon, but certain members of the british order of teadrinkers have attemped numerous times followed by miserable failure.

matt: sooo is that... maybe... a jerroddragon...?
jerroddragon: look at matt from the back, whoah

by master eye August 21, 2009

jerrybomb

an extremly worn out 79 monte carlo driven by jerry

wow what a piece of shit! yeah thats the jerrybomb

by creecher February 4, 2010

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015