jizz mop

1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.

2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*

1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.

2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?

by Talon Tipton January 10, 2007

jizz lobber

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

by lukus September 19, 2006

jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

by Kenneth G April 30, 2007

jizz cup

A woman's belly button.

that chick has a large jizz cup

by comeonalready December 18, 2005

JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

jizz

alternative spelling of 'jism', slang for 'semen'

Although her porn name "The Jizz Guzzler" appears to suggest a definite fondness of manjuice, her nickname actually derives from her infamous binges on Spermie candy.

by Gejimayu April 14, 2013

Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008