Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.

Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.

by Brittany M. September 18, 2006

Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodríguez

Supreme alpha male who is a chic magnet.

Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodríguez can take my offspring.

by BahookieBuckaroo January 27, 2021

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

by hair muncher July 25, 2022

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

Juan

The biggest of beaners. He can also be a very big bitch

You can tell that kids name is Juan

by The Keeper Of The gays November 6, 2019

Juan

Juan is love. Juan is life. Juan is J U A N.

Virgin: hey what’s up with that weird horse on a balcony that people call Juan? I keep seeing it everywhere as a meme

Chad: that’s Juan.

Virgin: what’s the joke though?

Chad: it’s Juan.

Virgin: that’s not funny.

Chad: B L A S P H E M Y

by Juan_ November 10, 2020