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A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.
I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.
by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018
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The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.
by ugh2 May 5, 2017
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A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.
Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.
by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017
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(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.
Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan
by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018
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Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
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She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan
Man" Jordan Is so trustworthy"
Girl" Duh that's because she is Jordan"
by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015
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jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
by farmerjessie December 8, 2018
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