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jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
jordan by farmerjessie December 8, 2018
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In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.
Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?
Jordan by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
A is a kid who will have a small dick and lenix will always fight him to see who has a bigger dick
Jordan:I have a big dick
Lenix:I have a bigger one
Jordan by Hey butch February 9, 2019
a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa
OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY
Jordan by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019
jordan (male!) will be the most attractive human you will ever come across. he has a caring and kind heart that's good at listening. he makes your heart, stomach, and mind fuzzy and filled with something like lust. not only that, but he has the perfect sense of humor that anyone would love and can make you smile despite the condition. his sense of style is amazing btw. one look at jordan and you feel happier and warm.
random girl: dang lol look at that cute ass boy over there!
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
jordan by initialscs February 16, 2019
Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy
Jordan is fucking dumb
Jordan by Для того March 4, 2019
someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.
"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"
jordan by jadi is real April 8, 2019