Skip to main content

mike jones

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
mugGet the mike jones mug.

Vinnie Jones

Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?

Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
mugGet the Vinnie Jones mug.

mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.
by ... April 2, 2005
mugGet the mike jones mug.

Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
mugGet the Jones lag mug.

Cruel Jones

A cruel jones refers to a drug addiction. It is often used to compare a love interest to an addiction.
Baby, I've got a cruel jones for you. I just can't get enough. I need my daily fix.
by LunaFortune October 20, 2008
mugGet the Cruel Jones mug.

Jaye Jones

So beautiful, kind, funny and sweet.Jaye Jones gives the best advice and is always there when you need her.Shes really good at sports and definitely worth all of your time.🥰
Jaye Jones is My best friend
by UrBestfriend🤷🏻‍♀️ November 22, 2018
mugGet the Jaye Jones mug.

The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
mugGet the The Act of Jones mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email