a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
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Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
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After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
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