Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

slop jacket

Inside out, re-used prophylactic; often shared amongst a group of gentlemen.

Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude

Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka

by DonutOpponent November 26, 2023

Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.

You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.

by JacketPants January 7, 2020

piss jacket

it’s another word for a yellow jacket

God, these darn piss jackets!

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 11, 2023

Ass Jacket

Pants; leg wear

If the ass shirt is my underwear, then these skinny jeans are my ass jacket.

by RollingStones72 June 7, 2021

had a jacket

Prior criminal conviction

They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.

by Lucky7373 June 4, 2021

Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015