standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free

We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.

by Alltalksubway March 05, 2020

j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

by Jordan and Max July 11, 2008

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 02, 2007

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd September 10, 2006

J-Creezy

Jesus Christ. The Messiah of the Catholic faith.

J-Creezy showed up at that ill party and made it iller by turning the water into wine.

by ʝ℈w$ June 21, 2010

J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.

"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."

by C Bra August 24, 2007

J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 04, 2006