Christmas boner

The raging stiffy that one gets at Christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.
Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.
by Rick James, Beothch December 01, 2009
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Christmas Fever

A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.
P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."

P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"
by Artzygirl5520 September 28, 2015
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Christmas biscuit

Man, that elevator smells like ass! I think Jim left a Christmas biscuit in there.
by Carrie H November 05, 2007
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christmas gear

New motorcycle riding appearal received during or shortly after Christmas. Easily recognised by its clean, unused appearance at the track or OHV park.
Look at all these camp riding spodes sittng around not wanting to dirty their Christmas gear.
by mreverting September 08, 2007
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christmas cracker

The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat!
player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there!
by XXX Jeremy XXX November 26, 2006
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christmas hangover

When you have eaten to much ham, turkey, Christmas pudding and drank too much alcohol and you wake up on Boxing day feeling bloated and hungover

Also when you've spent all your money on Christmas presents / food...etc... and can't afford to do anything, so you just lay about the house doing nothing
man I ate and drank too much yesterday and I'm suffering from a christmas hangover!

After buying my niece and nephew x-box games and my wife a diamond bracelet and all that food for the big day, I'm suffering from a christmas hangover!
by Old Saint Nick December 26, 2013
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Christmas Heave

The true night before Christmas. It is spent getting so intoxicated you feel like shit on Christmas day. The origin is believed to date back to the Victorian era when adults would give their excitable kids some alchohol to make them sleep easier, however, they soon came to realise they were missing out big time and made it an adult tradition instead.
"What did you get for Christmas?" - Dave
"I don't know. I had a rough Christmas heave and didn't open my shit yet" - John
by Sirksirksirksirksirk December 23, 2009
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