Intelligence

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.

Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.

by Roman Gurovich February 4, 2005

Incel

aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, they consider these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but incels cant comprehend such a phenomenon). they believe that women owe them sex, and many of the more extreme incels like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. they cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with them).

"haven't you heard?"
"heard what?"
"Hiru from TOW server 42 is a fuckin incel."

by mimsiebunnies December 10, 2019

intellectual orgasm

Ivoluntary, and prolonged laughter after experiencing a particularly funny joke.

While I had an intellectual orgasm, I missed the rest of the dialogue to the "Political Peasant" sketch. I knew it by heart anyway...

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006

Incellulite

A male that can be identified as an Incel but is way past the definition of the average Incel.

Ishkibibel is disgusting, he always talks about how all women should have their rights taken away, along with how he is owed sex by every woman he knows. He is such an Incellulite.

by pissreinhard December 7, 2018

intellectified

When an uber smart chick keeps dating intellectually elite dudes who devour her cerebrally only. The opposite of objectified.

I'm over being a human rights lawyer. Dated a political analyst last night. All he wanted to do was talk Guantanamo Bay. Totally intellectified me. Jesus when will I ever get laid?

by Bunklehead, L December 28, 2010

intellagend

in-tel-uh-juhnd

-noun

in-apropos information (or wreckage) inserted into conversation that halts the flow of said conversation so that it cannot be recovered

-adjective

unrelated and confusing informational lagend or flotsam

Coal was infamous for walking into a room and dropping intellagend comments, then leaving abruptly.

by Coal_ January 2, 2012

intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual property: any product of someone's intellect that has commercial value: copyrights, patents, trademarks and trade secrets.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

intellectual prop-argh-ty!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about intellectual property.

"intellectual prop-argh-ty!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013