interneteer 

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.

You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.

interneteer by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009

Internet 

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

Internet by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

internetlessness by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

You suck at the internet by Joe August 4, 2004

Internet Meme 

Do you have no sense of humor, wit, or originality? Look no further than the book of memes! They're easy to memorize and other meme users will find them hysterical each time you use them. Memes are emergency words, phrases, and media created by the social networking community that everyone uses when they can't think of anything else to say. Eventually they become so dependent on these memes that every single joke or insult they pop comes straight from the book of memes! Refer to the KnowYourMeme website for all memes.

Most Overused Internet Memes:
-"Rick Roll" YouTube video
-Any of the rage faces.
-any quotes from the CD-i video games.
-broseph, brosky, bro-etc.
-fuuuuuuuu
-umad bro? lol u mad.
-uh oh watch out guys looks like we got a badass over here!

Internet Meme by SunnyShard September 23, 2012

Internet Cancer 

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

Internet Cancer by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014

internet test pilot 

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

internet test pilot by Lancelot link February 6, 2007