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Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.
Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019
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Gray area

Some people don't want a gray area to be allowed, they just want everything that isn't green to be blue, blue chips.
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State collage area high school is a high school made in 1894 the majority of the students from 2016-2019 seem to have made improvements, there is still the usual fucking and shit in the bathrooms and other shit. Most people end up with regular jobs while a few others either end up on top or at the very bottom. The collage is one of the best in the country and seems to be a high ranked collage among others . This high school is not like others, but the fighting and fucking and general high school shit continues to happen. Hope you make it out alive 😂👌
Person A “Man SCASD “State Collage Area High School” sucks ass”
Person B “Not if your smart, which most people aren’t”
by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 29, 2019
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Area 51

yo, what the fuck u still doin here, fuck off,

(this shit website told me to 'include the word being defined' here, so
Area 51
by Area 52 July 15, 2019
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Team Area

Slang for the genitals of a particularly low-rent sex worker.
I did her right up her Team Area.

Her Team Area stank like disappointment, and rotten fish.
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perimeter's area

the perimeter's area of a square of 4 feet each side is 16 + 16 = 32 feet
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Area 51

Where the US military be hidding all dem spacey bois like E•T and Michael Jackson.

800K people are going to raid on September 20th
Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th

Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20

Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.

Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019
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