Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 01, 2021

puddle of blood

when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)

OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood

by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2009

Puddle Packer

Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.

Goddamn puddle packer!! get some sleep!!

by Gmoney825 April 22, 2020

puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.

That server has great puddle boob.

by yodi yoder October 12, 2014

fire puddle

like lava but more fiery and more water like

dude that fire puddle messsed me up real bad

by Devilvoy March 11, 2015

Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay

Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.

by LemmyNicole December 16, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

the puddle of sex juices created while cuddling after sex

i had a hard time leaving the cuddle puddle last night because it was so warm and cozy

by sprtrmp December 02, 2018