by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022
When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint
Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
by FakeTucci January 18, 2015
When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.
by Alan Nash December 23, 2015
A used condom.
---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.
---Eww.
---Eww.
by palabrajot October 10, 2010
Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
by ScorpGem February 11, 2015
"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."
by lmperfect February 12, 2022