guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005

Porky Pig

v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.

Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.

Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.

by My Hibachi April 17, 2006

pig whore

A women or man that goes beyond dirty sex; that eats anything and lays in a dirty bed.

My neighbor is a pig whore.

by roster January 16, 2008

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

popping pigs

The state of mind or action of pwning, owning, or popping someone or something for pure sport and/or pleasure.

I popped that pig in the mouth
You just got popped like a pig
come on dillo lets pop some pigs
there aren't any pigs to be popped.
Wow Vince Carter just popped that pig (Frederick Weis) in the face.
Heath Ledger got popped.
Kim Basinger got popped like a pig in the desert.
I was popping pigs in that game.

by Big Baby Glen January 31, 2008

Dil Pig

A word usually used to describe someone who is a fool, mong or just plain idiot.

1. You're such a dil pig.

2. (after dropping their camera in the snow) What a dil pig.

by Roars. February 22, 2009

Pig Ray

A primitive, 'pig like' creature. Has high levels of aggresion, no social skills, and no place within a civilised society.

A stern bully, with attributes of a pig.

"'Hey buddy, get a load of ze guy steeling that nerds lunch money!', 'Yeah, i know, what a Pig Ray'."

"I had to leave the pub, there was a Pig Ray near by"

by Dave24 February 2, 2007