Hump Bowl

The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.

It's hump day? I need to smoke a hump bowl.

by Jambalaya Jones October 19, 2019

Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.

Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub

by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.

Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.

by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019

nipple humping

Thrusting your nipple into someone else. It can be dry or wet depending on if she is lactating. But don't let this fool you, men can nipple hump as well.

I'm going to put ice cubes on my nipples to get them really hard and I'm going to be nipple humping you so hard they might cut you.

by 7 foot short August 17, 2015

Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011