fuzzy hump

When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.

I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.

by Jk77 January 14, 2018

The Hump Game

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.

mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!

by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom

Yo I mongo humped that posers mom

by Big Lamar September 19, 2020

Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

beaver hump

If you have to lift the hump to shave the Beaver..you have a beaver hump

My beaver hump has to be tucked into my pants.

by desertflower410 May 24, 2017

Hump Bowl

The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.

It's hump day? I need to smoke a hump bowl.

by Jambalaya Jones October 19, 2019