French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011

French horn

A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.

Bill had a rough night after getting French horned by Mary; the next day he had to wear Depends as a precaution after all the stretching.

by Panda23 January 5, 2011

the devil's horn

another term for what the f*

the devil's horn is this nonsense?

by Sexydimma January 31, 2018

ink horn

someone who does a lot of writing. usually with a fountain pen, like an old fashioned scribe. Nerdy, geeky that kind of thing.

"you going to that party tonight?"
"nah ive got to do my physics"
"god damn you, you're such and ink horn!"

by plonk November 19, 2007

Gaga Horns

When a person is so bony that the front part of their shoulder blade pops out a bit, looking like the weird horns worn by lady gaga are growing.

Dude, Cheryl hasn't hit the gym in so long she is growing a set of Gaga Horns.

by Socially Awkward19 April 30, 2011

Green Horn

A Friendly term used to discribe Potuguese men who use terms such as: "Close the light" "Why for you" "Whats the matter for you" "Ahh Cadad"

Manuel all the time says, "whats the matter for Johnny?" this makes him a Green horn

by Jordan M. January 21, 2005