Tijuana Hood Smasher 

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.

Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

Tijuana Hood Smasher by turdchaser March 18, 2008

the hood rats rule

the act of having sex with prostitutes or other unsavory ladies in order to gain sexual experiance

guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex

friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.

the hood rats rule by g4000 August 4, 2009

Hoagie hood

A hoagie hood is a very large nose.

A nose so big if it rains when you are eating a hoagie the hoagie will not get wet.

That girl looked good from behind but when she turned around her hoagie hood poked me in the eye.

Hoagie hood by samantha godless November 9, 2009

Hood Rat 

A female who is extremely ghetto. Enjoys partying, fighting, and casual (usually unprotected) sex with numerous partners. Typically loud, obnoxious, and rude. Most likely has a drug addiction, commonly crack.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Rachael last night?

Guy 2: No what happened?

Guy 1: She was shit-faced, and after giving Jake a blowjob she got into a fist fight with two girls at the party!

Guy 2: Jesus... she's such a hood rat

Hood Rat by Quami May 3, 2008

j-hood 

the youngest rapper in d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block

"im a skinny nigga but when i hustle i hold weight
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"

j-hood by jim August 10, 2004

hooded

Uncircumcised, intact, unmutilated by surgery.

When Steve dropped trou in the locker room, we could all see he was hooded.

hooded by john-o-rama July 6, 2006

hood bug 

A young lady from a middle class or upper middle class neighborhood that is creepin off to the hood to see a boy, usually a young thug, gangsta, or hood nigga, on the down low. Her boo will be a boy her parents either don't know about or have forbidden her to see, usually due to a combination of his economic status, attitude, and age. Hood bugs are generally drawn to boys a few years older than they are.

A hood bug is very different from a hood rat or hood model because they come from outside the hood and lack the hood rat reputation for sleeping around. Hood bug's are pretty much the exact opposite of chickenhead's.

In most cases, the friends of both the hood bug and her gangsta boo try to help keep the two from being discovered, seeing the couple as kind of a ghetto Romeo and Juliet.

"Man, did you see T-ray's hood bug? She fine as FUCK!"

"She a dime-piece all right, but he betta hope she can keep it on the low. Her daddy's a lawyer and he probably know T-ray's PO."

hood bug by Keturah February 22, 2008