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holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.
You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"
by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011
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holy heck

The P g version of holy hell
as in what the hell / what the heck
A short phrase of exclamation holy heck that startled me
by coyote cook July 15, 2014
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hollypop

When you have sex with a girl and she's on her period. She takes the tampon out and throws it underneath your bed without your knowledge and you find it 6 months later.
Damn bro you room is a mess, is that a hollypop on the floor?
by HurricaneDP July 23, 2017
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Holy Skadoodle

To Let Someone Now Your Going To Nut
by Big Daddy Danny January 2, 2019
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holy family

a school where everyone is gay asf except for a couple of girls and they all are extremely fake and will drop anyone for no reason and the teachers don’t do shit for bullying bc they don’t care and there’s cryin going on everyday
do you go to holy family?

me: yeah why?

them: ur prob gay asf
by Happydays14 February 28, 2020
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holy guava

Used to define comical statements.
Person 1: Holy Guava!! Someone died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha L
by basil_underwood November 7, 2023
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God Holy Damn

A feel-good blasphemy!
1. God Holy Damn, we are dooomed!

2. God Holy Damn, my brothers, we did it! (positive)
by Dic. February 1, 2004
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