Boo-hog

A chubby party girl of rather easy virtue, who is fun to hang out with at bars and parties. Boo-hogs are not attractive, but not entirely unattractive either. Their preferred beverage is either beer, or more beer. On certain nights, when one finds one's beer goggles firmly attached, and in the absence of other more desirable sexual prospects, a boo-hog can be the object of a quick, mutually satisfying encounter. However a boo-hog rarely makes for good girlfriend material.

Well boys, the bar is slow but at least the boo-hogs are out tonight. Let's go buy Katie and Margie a half-dozen pitchers and see where the evening leads us.

by Cleopatra Schwartz February 2, 2012

hog knuckles

A man's camel toe

A man wearing tight jeans with nut on each side of seam.

Whoa! Look at the Hog Knuckles on that poof.

by CRlMlNAL October 18, 2006

gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

Hog Roast

You need at least 3 guys and 1 chubby girl. One guy is getting the girl from behind. The second guy is getting head from the girl. The two guys then start to spin the girl while the 3rd guy ejaculates on the girl giving her a nice glaze. The more glazers the better.

I got to help put my glaze on at the the hog Roast out behind the 7 eleven last night.

by Jason Neis April 6, 2017

Lap Hog

A large penis

Dude I've got a Lap Hog and your mom loves to snuggle with it!

by Duphf1 June 22, 2012

hog hole

Slut's mouth, which is nothing more than an outlet for men to plug their cum rods into.

I was eager to tap into the network, to plug her hog hole if you will.

by Kool aid April 4, 2005

ass hog

A small, horned hog that lives in the crevase of a persons ass. Comes out during the day but sleeps in the ass during the night. Likes to eat weaties.

I seem to have lost my ass hog.

by Angelo November 1, 2004