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Trump Herpes

1). Any individual or group of people that support and follow Donald Trump's beliefs blindly. People who follow Donald Trump conspiracy theories. 2). People of low emotional IQ. 3). Immature and childish when faced with loss.
The rioters at the US Capitol were comprised of Trump Herpes.
by Joy Lance January 8, 2021
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Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
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Herp

Not quite a hiccup, but not quite a burp.
Oh no! I just herped in front of everyone!
by nevelpapperlady September 25, 2018
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Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!
Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”
by Magherra June 22, 2025
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internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.
"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.
by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022
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Herp

Herp
Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump
by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
by Tarber April 6, 2022
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