Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.
Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!
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A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.
Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"
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Get the kitkat handshake mug.A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.
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